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17-01-06
20:46
South Park: Nuff said.
Kyle Broflovski: Hey, Mole, be careful.
Mole: Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?
Stan Marsh: Man, that kid is fucked up!
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
Cartman: Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Ladder to Heaven: Τα παιδιά φτιάχουν μια σκάλα για να φτάσουν στον παράδεισο
Cartman: Alright. Look. I didn't want to have to say this, but I think maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us doesn't believe in it enough.
Kyle: Huh?
Cartman: Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of Bubblegum Forest. You only see them if you really believe in them.
Stan: What?
Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.
Kyle: What does me being a Jew have to do with anything?
Απο το ίδιο
"Don't get cancer on the ladder cartman, you'll fall off and break it"
Kyle Broflovski: Hey, Mole, be careful.
Mole: Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?
Stan Marsh: Man, that kid is fucked up!
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
Cartman: Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Ladder to Heaven: Τα παιδιά φτιάχουν μια σκάλα για να φτάσουν στον παράδεισο
Cartman: Alright. Look. I didn't want to have to say this, but I think maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us doesn't believe in it enough.
Kyle: Huh?
Cartman: Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of Bubblegum Forest. You only see them if you really believe in them.
Stan: What?
Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.
Kyle: What does me being a Jew have to do with anything?
Απο το ίδιο
"Don't get cancer on the ladder cartman, you'll fall off and break it"
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gademis
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16-01-06
23:26
Και στο Duke Nukem 3D επίσης"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of
bubble gum"
(Στο θριλερ/περιπετεια του 1988, They Live )
Aααα, The Life of Brian.
O Brian για να μπεί στο PFJ (People's Front of Judea) πρέπει να γράψει "Romans go Home" στο παλάτι. Αλλά αφου ειναι ρωμαίοι το γράφει στα Λατινικά.
“Romanes Eunt Domus”
Και τον τσακώνει ο εκατόνταρχος....
Centurion: Whatʼs this then? “ Romanes Eunt Domus”? People called romanes, they go the house?
Brian: It says “Romans go home”
Centurion: No it doesnʼt. Whatʼs latin for Romans? Come on, come on...
Brian: Romanus!
Centurion: Goes Like?
Brian: Er…. Annus
Centurion: Vocative plural is….
Brian: Anni
Centurion: Romani …. “Eunt” ? “Whatʼs Eunt”?
Brian: Go….. Er ……
Centurion: Conjugate the verb to go.
Brian: Ire.. eo .. is it imus..itis Eunt…
Centurion: So eunt is ..?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative. They go.
Centurion: But Romans go home is an order …. So you must use…
Brian: The imperative!
Centurion: Which is…?
Τον πιάνει απο το αυτί.
Brian: Ahhh..i…
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Plural Plural! Ite!! Ite!
Centurion: Ite…. Domus? What is Domus?
Brian: errr..
Centurion: Romans Go Home is motions towards, isnt it boy?
Brian: Dative Sir
Centurion: Dative!!
Με μια αστραπιαία κινηση battoujitsu το σπαθί του Εκατονταρχου είναι στο λαιμό του Brian.
Brian: Err… No not Dative…
Centurion: …..what?
Brian: Er accusative …er domum …. Ad domum, sir
Centurion: Except that domus takes the … ?
Brian: Oh the locative ….Sir!
Centurion: Which is….
Brian: Domum?
Centurion: So we have ….. Romani ite Domum, Do you understand?
Brian: Yes Sir
Centurion: Now write it out 100 times … and if it isnʼt done by sunrise Iʼll cut your balls off.
Brian: Thank you sir, Hail Caesar, Sir and everything, sir.
Την αλλη μέρα το παλάτι έχει 100 φορές "Romans go home" γραμμένο.
Αλλο ένα, το JPF συνεδριάζει και ένα μέλος, ο Stan, ανακοινώνει οτι θέλει να γινει μητέρα. Ολοι τον αποπαίρνουν εκτώς απο τη Judith.
Judith:Here! I've got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb - which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' - but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother... sister, sorry.
Reg: What's the *point*?
Francis: What?
Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?
Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
Reg: It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.
Στο λιθοβολισμό του Ματθαίου, επειδή ειπε "Jehovah". (Σημείωση: Απαγορέυονται οι γυναίκες, αλλα ολος ο όχλος ειναι γυναίκες με ψέυτικα μουσια).
Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
[Everyone gasps]
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]
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13-01-06
17:02
σε χρηζω άξια βοηθό μου dooo
ARTHUR:
If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD:
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets*. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
GALAHAD:
What a strange person.
ARTHUR:
Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD:
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Πηγή: Μοnty pythons and the holy grail script
*Προσπαθεί να διαβασει το "knights"
Είναι το gorge of eternal peril[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
ARTHUR:
If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD:
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets*. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
GALAHAD:
What a strange person.
ARTHUR:
Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD:
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Πηγή: Μοnty pythons and the holy grail script
*Προσπαθεί να διαβασει το "knights"
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13-01-06
12:57
Spike: Ever heard this story. There once was a tiger striped cat. This cat died a million deaths, revived and lived a million lives. And he was owned by various people who he really didn't care for. The cat wasn't afriad to die. Then one day the cat became a stray cat, which meant he was free. He met a white female cat, and the two of them spent their days together happily. Well years past and the white cat grew weak and died of old age. The tiger striped cat cried a million times. Then he died too, except this time he didn't come back to life.
Jet: Yeah it's a good story.
Spike: I hate that story.
Cowboy Bebop
Αααα, ξεχασα και ενα πολυ κορυφαίο απο futurama
Pazuzu: Kakaaww!!
Prof. Farnsworth: Pazuzu, you ungrateful gargoyle. I put you through college and this is how you repay me?!?
Jet: Yeah it's a good story.
Spike: I hate that story.
Cowboy Bebop
Αααα, ξεχασα και ενα πολυ κορυφαίο απο futurama
Pazuzu: Kakaaww!!
Prof. Farnsworth: Pazuzu, you ungrateful gargoyle. I put you through college and this is how you repay me?!?
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12-01-06
01:17
Τι φοβερή ατάκα ακούσατε σε ταινία ή σε σειρα;
Κάνω εγώ την αρχη, μονο μια απο pythons θα πώ γιατι σας έχω πρήξει
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Κάνω εγώ την αρχη, μονο μια απο pythons θα πώ γιατι σας έχω πρήξει
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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gademis
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16-07-05
19:24
"Αυτά τα κέρατα έχουν κολλήσει... Τι κανετε μωρε; Σταματήστε το κάρβουνο! ΟΧΙ ΑΛΛΟ ΚΑΡΒΟΥΝΟ!!!"
Το αναφωνώ και όταν κολλάει κανα PC :-D
Το αναφωνώ και όταν κολλάει κανα PC :-D
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